haha lol theres a new trend going on where guys take pics of their balls instead of their dick. bruh ya gotta take a pic of the WHOLE thing why u gotta downsize yourself dude

How would you go about asking a pretty blond out?

Lmao well first ya gotta charm her ass then do a double back flip to really impress her then give her a flashing smile ;)

♂ Why would you raise such a meme?

"You know, I let Roméo do what he wanted as a kid because he showed me that he could be responsible with his studies and fulfill the Beaumont legacy of being a business man. He’s alright with it, a lot tamer than his obsessions with his strange ponies years ago. I let him do his own interests because it made him happy.

Memes made him happy.”


Val’s dad and his dad need to interact bc WOW SAME FORMAL LANGUAGE

( can you imagine two dads who don’t gaf about their kids interacting

can you )

Asshole dads talking about their asshole sons. He’s at a cafe reading a book after work and there is Landon’s dad, also getting coffee . They strike up a conversation. Somehow ends up talking about sons without mentioning names))

Send me a ♂ and a question and my muse’s father will answer it.
A single Cherubi comes waddling up to Romeo.

Then Roméo called Vallois to see if he could take the leaves off and smoke that.

Reblog if you want “have you ever” asks.

I like to be called SwagMaster69 if you don’t call me by this I will Not respond :^////// ))